Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.

Eh. I guess he's doucheable.

by tpoo July 15, 2010

Fouchehole

Douche fag hole
Douche + Fag + Hole

Jim Clements is a fouchehole.

What a fouchehole!

by Yazan Khayyat March 26, 2011

Douchaholic

1. One who is addicted to douching.
2. One who is such a douchebag it's like an addiction.

1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"

by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003

douchewhore

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.

(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.

by BSen August 28, 2005

douchewhore

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.

"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"

by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008

douchaholic

If you found this....you are the definition.

The douchaholic is looking for his next "cool" word to use from the Urban Dictionary.

by NoNamesAreLeftOnHere March 15, 2010