douchiest

the prime example of a fag/douche/dick

I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.

by Jake the snake SAY WHAAA?! October 5, 2010

The Douchies

The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.

"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"

by miq3263827 July 25, 2009

douching around

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

Douchitis

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchiot

Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.

"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."

by Malser March 19, 2013

douchie dew

A dance that involves bending the knees and bouncing slightly while swaying left to right with your elbows out.

Emily is doing the douchie dew.

by Michaelfalconejr November 12, 2018

Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche

Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010