Dolphinize

The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.

Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"

by SPRmeASAP October 23, 2012

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dolphinning

Lesbian version of "sharking." When a female pursues another female tirelessly. Followed from the quote, "dolphins are just gay sharks."

We going dolphinning this weekend?
Yeah, gotta chase some hot lesbian ass.

by golddust1902 March 4, 2015

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Dolphins

1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand

The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.

by Sheripper June 30, 2008

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A Dolphin

When one stick his penis in a girls butt and she turns her head sharply and makes a sound like a Dolphin in order to stop this act.

I was railing this girl from behind when I pulled out and shoved it in her butt, she slung her head around started making a sound like a dolphin.

by medic alert April 24, 2009

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dolphin

Most likely the most intelligent of all animals, possibly including humans. These creatures relish in the fact that they can entertain the pitiful humans by jumping out of the water and hitting a ball with their nose. Personally I think that they're plotting a revolution.

If dolphins only had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

by sean82fta September 5, 2005

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