dildoid

1. A spiked dildo.

2. A spiked,studded, or crenellated dildo, used in bondage type engagements in professional pornogrophy.

3. An extremely uncomfortable didlo or sex toy.

"Did you see that video with the dildoid scene? that was fucked up!"

by eee chow dung May 1, 2009

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

by Hired Gun August 8, 2003

Dildoscopy

The act of being bent over and plundered by a large glass dildo, allowing the contents of ones rectum to be easily viewed.

Good evening Mr Wang, (Gok of course) are you ready for your dildoscopy this evening?

by TheFuckIsaPseudonym October 13, 2011

Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.

Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!

by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010