designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

designated badass

Noun.

1. A person who accepts the badass responsibility of wrangling a group of drunk people in one car and ferrying them home without succumbing to the temptation of delicious, delicious alcohol.

1. It's a good thing Nate was our designated badass last weekend otherwise we'd have never gotten home. The dude is a champ.

by Fictitious Pulp March 4, 2010

Desi Ghetto

An impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged locality or residential area of a city, with a disproportionately large Indian immigrant population.

These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).

Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.

Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)

5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)

Toronto guy: I'm heading Square One in Mississauga. Wanna tag along?

Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.

by JimStewart April 14, 2020

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.

Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?

by farder April 26, 2020

high density fiberboard

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

Serial designation J

Serial designation J also known as J, has fought in multiple Russian wars. She served Mother Russia and is now running for president in her homeland of Russia.

Putin: hey serial designation J, i’m the president!

Serial designation J: No

by Star || VOTE 4 J July 22, 2023