to dislike extremely with no reason or foundation; seemingly similar to unfounded prejudice or stupidity
I have just met you, but derpise you.
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Katherine and Alyssa derpise Skype for no apparent reason, except that they think it is annoying.
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Katherine and Alyssa derpise Skype for no apparent reason, except that they think it is annoying.
by HerParties June 10, 2011
Get the derpise mug.The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
by Jason_Chatfield May 17, 2014
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A derpisaurous rex is a beautiful, majestic creature. He bathes in the showers of derpiness, he eats derps for breakfast.
by ChunkyMama69 November 17, 2015
Get the derpisaurous rex mug.an absolute idiot, a person named Kavin and someone who is born with his name spelt and said wrongly.
by the_choosen_one April 24, 2020
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I'm buying this penny farthing because I saw someone else with one.
And it was cheap. Doesn't that make me a derpster?
And it was cheap. Doesn't that make me a derpster?
by Wogmaster November 1, 2021
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Without all of the monotony of life weighing you down and keeping you distracted from the bigger purpose
This is the key to change everything and anything into something better.
Into something better
Without all of the monotony of life weighing you down and keeping you distracted from the bigger purpose
This is the key to change everything and anything into something better.
Into something better
If I could get ‘in tune, with my deepistreality.
Then maybe I could actually start making a difference in not just mine, but also the lives among me.
Then maybe I could actually start making a difference in not just mine, but also the lives among me.
by I am. Because I am July 22, 2022
Get the DeepistReality mug.A medical condition characterized by being incredibly derpy (aloof, ungainly, uncoordinated, unlucky, cattawompas or some other severely goofy affliction) to the point where it affects someone’s life significantly. Unlike Derptheria, the person with derpism is instrumental in derpyness.
Huell’s derpyness keeps them from traveling by car, nearly choked to death last time putting on the seatbelt.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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