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Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.
by Locus0mega March 29, 2011
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Dementiac

Describing someone who has symptoms of dementia such as difficulty with many areas of mental function.
Hey bro, you are being mad dementiac!
by Rasta Monsta September 2, 2011
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Dementiate

verb. To make, cause, or act upon to create a demented state; to cause dementia.

Past tense: dementiated
The patient has become so dementiated that she doesn't even know what is going on anymore.

The progression of dementiation often increases with age.

For Heaven's Sake! Are you dementiated!?
by BS/KH December 2, 2011
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Dementia.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."
by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022
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Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010
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blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.
Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
by Still Stan March 9, 2009
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Dementiacrat

When a Democrat is tring to become the president of the Usa , but can't remember much
John must be a Dementiacrat hes trying to become the president but fails to remember anything.
by biasedmedia666 October 28, 2020
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