Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).
My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the
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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
by Pp erectus July 09, 2019
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Hot Dip Galvanizing process is a work that comes with numerous types of defects. Today we will be discussing and explaining the causes of defects and variations that arise in its appearance.
The detail listing for these Galvanised Steel Coating are listed below. Let us get to know about them in-depth.The Following are the few defects in galvanized steel coatings:
1.Ungalvanized Weld Areas
2.Dark Staining Adjacent to Welds
3.Dull Gray or Mottled Coatings
4.Dross Pimples/Inclusions
5.White Storage Staining
6.Ash Staining
Galvanised Steel Defects and Causes in Galvanised Coatings-Tanya Galvanizer.
by Tanya Galvanizer January 24, 2023
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 10, 2011
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Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.
To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality
by Katie G & Jill D July 27, 2009
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sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.
THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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