Durkee

1: Durkee is the physical embodiement of a symbiotic being from outerspace. Durkee's will latch onto your brain and suck the life out of you

2: A famous brand of spices

3: Very successful and handsome people. Decended from bavarian royalty, these people are a super race of human beings

"I'm going crazy...maybe I got the durkee's"

"These breasts need some cummin. Grab the Durkee"

"God that dude is sexy. He must be born of a Durkee"

by Dooku2Booku January 16, 2009

Dorkel

A dorkel is the act of using someone’s dick as a snorkel.

Ryan: “Hey Kiarra wanna go to Chris’ pool and try my dorkel?”

by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

durkenshnoff

foreign for good evening

in foreignese

i told this one guy durkenshnoff!! and he was like .......what???

by wolfwes April 12, 2008

dorkerest

Biggest dork. Nothing else beats it.

You're a dorkerest! I win.

by Joe233 May 2, 2006

dorkenstein

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.

The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

by TheOblideration July 6, 2004

dorkers

The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pant style of choice. These pants are also coordinated with a some sort of crappy golf course polo type shirt and a cell phone on the belt.

Hey man are those Dorkers you're wearing?

by joe gielniak March 22, 2007