Dumpster

As a noun, a dumpster is a mouth full of both one man’s yak and another man’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpsterer” is to sit (in whichever way is most comfortable for the dumpster) while one man yak’s into your mouth and another man ejaculates into it simultaneously.

The true loser is the sicko who can bust a fat one while watching one man get his mouth yacked into.

Damn, Keegan lost the fantasy football league and now he has to get dumpstered!

Dumpster by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024

Dumpster

A large receptacle used to contain large amounts of trash. Dumpsters like to have sex with garbage trucks once a week and then spend the rest of the week filling up on junk food, waiting to dump their load again.

I saw that dumpster getting it on out back. That garbage truck picked her up and ate her out

I saw one of those chrome dumpsters on the road today. Can't believe people still think Elon musk is cool.

Dumpster by Suckmytoes_77 January 5, 2026

dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

dumpster-diving by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpster chow 

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.

You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.

dumpster chow by knowman January 7, 2012

Dumpster Dipping 

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

Dumpster Dipping by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014

Dumpster Fire 

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.

This project is a complete dumpster fire.

Dumpster Fire by FullOn June 27, 2008