Consuelo

1. A fond nickname for a John Henry (see definition).

2. A girl's best friend

3. A large, perfectly shaped penis

"Oh, baby. I've missed Consuelo soooo much. Put him in me now."

by John Henry I. January 17, 2008

cuntsplodge

The stain left on sheets or mattress when a newly paired up couple insist upon fornication even though the female is heavily menstruating.

Oh bollocks, you've just cuntsplodged my mum and dads bed!

by pubstarz August 11, 2008

Cuntsuelos

The outside of your upper thigh.

She was dancing on my cuntsuelos.
Can I touch your cuntsuelos.

by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

cuntsloth

suburban chicago term for someone (male or female) who is moving far to slow from the standpoint of a group

Come On Larry! we're all ready why arn't you, Cuntsloth?

by The Midnight Bandit April 5, 2005

Cuntsult

The process of seeking the opinion of a person of lower intellectual ability purely to make that person feel special. Typically their input will have no relevance to the discussion or decision as they do not have the intelligence to participate in said discussion.

I had to cuntsult with Bob today on the plan. Man that guy has no idea on what this project is about. How does he keep his job?

by Pseu Donyms June 14, 2019

cuntsultant

A senior UK doctor who is a little too big for their boots. In the UK senior specialist doctors are Consultants. The vast majority are lovely people. But anyone who has worked in the health service long enough will have met and had to work with at least one Cuntsultant. The main advantage of this form of words is that in the spoken form it's almost indistinguishable from the proper term Consultant.

I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.

Variants: Cuntsultancy

"Dr X is a wantankerous cuntsultant"

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

cuntstellis

"a PSC that is so shit they had to get every advantage by simping PHL devs and nerfing every possible weapon that could be used against them"

"bro sebastard and retardrain joined cuntstellis imagine"

by shigamibro May 27, 2021