Cumlarity

The moment immediately after finishing while masturbating, when you question your life decisions.

After watching 2 girls and 1 cup for three hours and having a massive jerkfest, I finally finished and had a moment of cumlarity.

by Defense13 December 25, 2012

Cumward

Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made

Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"

by Please approve this February 23, 2020

cumaraderie

The bond shared between those who have had sex.

Tiff, Jen, and I developed a genuine cumaraderie after our threesome in 2009.

by DancemasterJ March 17, 2021

cumgargle

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

by justin koehler December 23, 2003

CUMPARE

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.

Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!

by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007

cumsar

a cum dumpster and cum depository in one

sarah is a total cumsar

by wake me up before you go go June 14, 2007

cummart

To be one who cums excessively.
Such as a braggart who brags excessively.
But in this case you're cumming excessively.

Guy 1: Dude, I came on that girls face last night!
Guy 2: You're such a fucking Cummart.
Guy 1: *Donkey Punches Guy 2*

by Eatin Yer Soulz June 2, 2008