Crotchie

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"

by seth February 10, 2004

Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

by ep42 April 23, 2009

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

cotchin

The Act in which one is relaxing, maintaining little ir no movement (maybe due to narcotics or simply just tired), an advanced version of chilling

Oi blad what you sayin....nutin man jus cotchin...ahh seen seen

by Sags July 29, 2003

Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.

"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"

by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004

Crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!

by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017