Crossfit

verb (used without an object) cross-fit-ted, cross-fit-ting

1. A popular act in men's bathhouses. Usually involving a group of men in a line, periodically moving to new locations in the line.

-The boys and I crossfit pretty regularly.

-I crossfitted so much last week; I can barely walk straight!

-We're crossfitting tonight; you should join us, big boy.

by Flufficus X March 2, 2014

Crossfit

A pretend sport which self proclaimed athletes compete to lift various weights and perform moves with terrible form, usually resulting in injury. The term wod is used to make these workouts more appealing to fat woman.

1. Russ " hey fellas, fancy a quick wod?"

Phil " yeah man, crossfit brings out the best in me"

Russ " I got this great move from JML for £14.95"

W Ian " you guys are fucking benders"

by The eye collector May 21, 2016

CrossFit

A new and expensive way of re-branding boot camp and circuit training. Also a method of selling out while pretending to be hardcore and underground.

CrossFit makes men smaller and women hotter.

The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.

by Grouch Classman June 21, 2011

crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019

CrossFit

An elaborate way to control the human mind so it will eventually rationalize any monetary transaction.

Person: You spent how much on that T-shirt?!

CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.

by nopenope August 24, 2010

Crossfitter

A person who likes to be average at everything, and good at nothing. A person who exercises often, so that they can get better at exercise. Someone who puts in many hours of effort, without understanding the difference between training and exercise.

Important facets of a crossfitter are: self-righteousness (they think they invented barbell training, HIIT and circuit training), conformity (oh, we have to get the £90 reebok trainers and wear pull-up socks? Mkay) and delusion (oh, your warmup is my workout? Really? Do you even lift?).

Most importantly a crossfitter is unable to tell the difference between criticism aimed at an over bloated organisation that promotes under-trained 'coaches' teaching people to complete complex olympic lifts, whilst fatigued, as fast as possible, and themselves.

Guy 1: 'Where the fuck has Dave been? I've not seen him in ages. All I see on facebook is posts about WADS or something, and he hangs around with these douche looking people with tribal tattoos who seem unable to keep their shirts on'

Guy 2: 'Oh, hes a crossfitter now. He should be back in about 9 months to a year.. Or however long it takes him to tear his rotator cuff then realise crossfit is a massive cult and he has the strength of a 11 year old girl'

by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 20, 2014

Crossfade

A hard rock band consisting of Ed Sloan (vocals, guitar), Mitch James (bass, vocals), Brian Geiger (drums), and Tony Byroads (turntables, sampler, vocals).

"Cold" and "Starless" are two singles by Crossfade.

by anonymous June 13, 2004