crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009

crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.

If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.

by W00t February 13, 2004

crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

by Confobbler May 28, 2022

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010

crotch jockey

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.

"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."

by England June 29, 2005

crotch-click

When the material at the crotch of your jeans make a "clicking" noise when you walk.

It sounds like you keep letting out little farts when you walk.

No, it's crotch-click.

Oh.

by honeygurl March 26, 2010

Crotch boxer

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.

Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.

by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010