Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
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When you drop your pancake on your crotch.
Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.
by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018
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