crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some
Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over
by poopthatcorn January 31, 2016
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crock-shits

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 21, 2020
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load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 30, 2017
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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 27, 2009
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Country Crock

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.
by horny_toad69 August 15, 2019
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