crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014

crapanolla

1.a word i made up just means crap but sounds funnier
2.crap that is spreadable

You smell like crapanolla!
would you like some crapanolla on your toast?

by chubby-chubbkins August 28, 2007

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017

fLuX cApAcItOr

These are what car enthusiasts (typically mustang owners) like to put on their cars in order for their cars to be able to shoot flames from the exhaust tip(s).

Daric thinks he’s cool due to his flux capacitor powered 5.0 mustang

by Issav8 April 23, 2019

flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

by CoMo Norseman September 14, 2008

CraptainObvious

Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.

I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.

Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious

by generalderpanzertruppen September 23, 2007