@CrankthatFrank

The dad of the Internet and dank memes.

@CrankthatFrank is daddy asf

by someuniquename October 3, 2016

Cronstar

A salutation or greeting, mostly used in the Middle East, Europe, and both the North pole as well as the South pole.

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The small bits of fecal matter during the beginning stages of constipation.

Cronstar! How are you doing on such a beautiful day?

Oh my god dude, so much Cronstar today, I have no idea what I ate that caused this

by Nicholai April 7, 2023

Bryan Cranston

Bryan Cranston is an amazing actor, and is known for his role as Walter H. White in the show Breaking Bad. He won a Golden Globe in 2014 and a Primetime Emmy Award in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2014.

Who's Bryan Cranston?

Hes the one who knocks.

by dima6262_ July 27, 2022

cragstack

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.

"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."

by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007

Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Cranston West

A school where it’s part of the less ghetto side of Cranston and is filled with privileged white kids and very few other ethnicities compared to Cranston east. It’s a school where every girl is really snobby and basic and wears pretty much the same exact shit everyday and can’t seem to handle only having one boyfriend, where popular guys have a mushroom hairstyle and care more about their shoes and Juuls than showering and guys and girls are douche bags who say nigga despite being as white as flashback Mary. People juul or smoke weed in the bathrooms cuz they think it’s fine and cool but really their parents just did a shitty job and don’t care about them. A lot of people have a lot of money in the school but yet they can’t even afford to get air conditioners for the classrooms. Fuckin losers.

My test was as easy as the girls at Cranston West

by Your daddy’s nut sack February 17, 2019

pro-crastination

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010