cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

Crackdonalds

A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.

Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?

Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!

by crack, donalds, ghetto, food, January 17, 2010

cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall

that kid tfue is cracked out

by solicitify November 14, 2018

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

Crackdillac

A Cadillac purchased with money earned by selling crack cocaine.

Hey! Did you see Eli in his new Crackdillac? Took him a whole three days to save up for it.

by Shabootylicious August 6, 2009

Cruced

Derived from crucified. Something that appears to be ruined and/or embarrassing.

Che: did you see Beau's trim?

Conor: Yeah, it looked cruced.

by ronochorsey December 15, 2020

Cracked

Bugha at the Fortnite World Cup

Cracked No need just watch him at the World Cup

by kaystf on Instagram July 28, 2019