Cornhub

a website that has corn videos

A joke on the website pornhub

guy 1: YOOO I should watch some Cornhub

Guy 2: Then do it bro

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 7, 2022

Charlie Cornheiser

A practice descrobed by "comedian" Tom Shillue on RedEye in reference to video footage of an Iranian soccer team that resulted in Islamic immorality charges with a possible fine, prison term, and lashes. Presumably, Mr. Shillue has extensive experience with the practice, which is named for a combination charlie-horse/cornhole, not a real person by that name

The "Charlie Cornheiser" involves patting a fellow player on the buttocks in a seemingly innocuous manner common in any athletic celebration then sliding the hand up into the junkal region for a cheap grope.

The "Cornheiser" is not a quick, accidental contact. It is an obviously intentional act that involves lingering, cuppage, squeezing, and/or an attempt to turn the recipient into a "human puppet." (ref. professional sidekick, Bill Schulz).

According to an official of the Iranian Football Federation (which imposed a fine of $40,000.00 on the both the Charlie Cornheis-er and the unwilling Charlie Cornheis-ee):

"...this action can be considered a violation of public chastity. The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes."

In the U.S. and Europe, the Charlie Cornheiser is far less serious, resulting in a fist to the face, a sexual harassment suit, or drinks and "whatever happens next."

After the goal, Tom, jumped atop the writhing mound of joyous team mates, only to find himself the recipient of a (not entirely) unwelcome Charlie Cornheiser that was so enthusiastic it required the use of a special doughnut-shaped seat cushion for the next 9 days.

by Mech-lecter November 3, 2011

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

by ruzihm August 3, 2017

Coonchie

An African-American woman's external genital organs, composed of the vulva (external) and vagina (internal). Used in black slang; Ebonics.

Derived and compounded from coon, an extremely disparaging and offensive term to describe a black person, and coochie a slang term for a woman's genital organs.

Usage:

"I got that snapback coonchie, I know how to lock it up on a n***a!"

"I'm a single motherf*****g woman! I can throw this f*****g coonchie from here to motherf*****g Timbuktu!"

See. Coochie , Vag , Snatch , Beaver , Bat Cave , Pussy , Twat , Fish , Tuna , Muffin , Cat Trap .

I'm going to put this good coonchie on ya!

by D_Fresh0916 December 27, 2015

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Flight of the Conchords

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

by joysea February 8, 2008

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009