Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

opportunist

another word for a slut or a whore. could be a man as well

Nic is not a slut he is an opportunist.
charnelle is not a whore shes an opportunist

by jessica H September 8, 2006

Opportunist

Wise person who seeks opportunities

ie Molly was an Opportunist who blagged her way into many a thing

by The Lady July 22, 2008

Equal Opportunist

Being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you.

Oh, Suzannah? She's no lesbian, she's an equal opportunist

by Manielle October 6, 2008

Opportunist

A person who will sell their soul in order to advance themselves.

An opportunist is a lame and sad individual who should never be trusted.

by Death Menace March 29, 2023

cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010