When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
by Smabuda July 29, 2014
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Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."
Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."
Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."
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An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.
We all had at least one in high school.
We all had at least one in high school.
I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.
by UndeadSurfer April 30, 2010
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by hotmuffin July 19, 2010
Get the cocktical illusion mug.Tyler cocktail is when one guy pours any two kinds of alcohol beverage in to your asshole then he plugs you up with his dick then shakes you until the drinks are mixed, then you leak the drink out of your ass in to a pitcher and serve it.
Bro I got so fucked up last night from a tyler cocktail it was cray-cray, I was scared to do it but said fuck it yolo.
by vegasbeast November 13, 2012
Get the Tyler Cocktail mug.A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
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