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Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.
"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)
by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011
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Cooks Source

Verb. To take private property without permission, (esp. written and intellectual), remove any inherent value under the delusion that they are making it "better," and pass it off as one's own for personal gain without bothering to obscure the real source.

When caught cooks sourcing, a person then becomes unreasonably arrogant, demands compensation for orchestrating the screw-over, and claims professional expertise on applicable cyber laws while demonstrating that they actually have less expertise than a teenage boy who just discovered there are things other than porn on the internet. See also: Griggs
My neighbor tried to cooks source my champion show dog. He stole Muffy out of my yard and started walking her around the neighborhood, right past my house. Then I received an invitation to the dog show, and a bill for the vet that spayed her! You should have heard him try to Griggs his way out of it: "Honestly, the dog was outside so it was public domain. You should be thanking me - I fixed her."
by Mearth November 7, 2010
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Cooks Weekend

The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.
Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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coogit

This term has been coined for University of Houston athletics due to their history of consistently performing below expectations. The act of messing up a sure thing.
"I really hope the football team won't coogit this week against Texas State." "The coach really coogedit by hiring Lloyd Christmas as the Offensive Coordinator."
by uhcoog83 September 7, 2012
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Cooksac

Refers to any scrotum when a cadre of tiny chefs makes their way in and stuff coconuts with dynamite. The cadre of tiny chefs will then proceed to smash the coconuts with a mallet on a table in the scrotum and produce an explosion of massive proportions (relative to the size of the chef) destroying both the chef, and inevitably the scrotum. A Cooksac is a scrotum in the time period the tiny chefs enter the scrotum, to the second the scrotum explodes
The young boy is depressed as he knows his seemingly healthy Cooksac will soon blow into smithereens
by Billy Barty December 15, 2007
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Cookssourced

To reprint or reproduce, with attribution and while adding mistakes, a copyrighted work. If confronted by the owner of the creative work, it is customary to demand payment from them for the added errors.
I know. It's already been Cookssourced. In a New Yorker cartoon. I have to pay them $10 because they spelled my name wrong.
by indignantwriter November 5, 2010
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Coolsjes

The kid who is supposed to be in 7th grade, but is doing pre-calculus and makes you feel like a complete idiot. He is always blurting out random facts and proving that you are wrong. Says "accurate" way too much.
Ethan- "That guy makes me feel like an idiot"
Lucy- "he must be a Coolsjes"
by biuqwgeyqgvedkhjw March 30, 2022
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