Constributor

A supposed vendor of goods (i.e. drugs/alcohol) who cannot resist partaking in his/her own product. A salesperson whose bottom line is consistently undermined by personal consumption.

A constributor is one who intends to distribute a product but consumes it before it reaches the end user.

by 3leggedllama October 8, 2019

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023

bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014

cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

constripulos

A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.

I wish he would use normal words instead of being constripulos cause we know he is really a moron.

by Andrea September 3, 2003

Boa Constrictor

This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

by BryNSanity, Migzz April 28, 2010

controversal

Something (book, film, singer, actor, etc.), that isn't clear, if it is just 'good' or just 'bad'. People have a lot of opinions on that, and no one can without prejudice really say, what is the right opinion.

Kafka was a controversal writer.

by PosseofOne December 20, 2008