conostrofied

To be absolutely mouldy drunk and stoned off there forehead

I’m absolutely conostrofied lads call a taxi

by Dermedaddy December 28, 2018

Conact

CONACT is the merging of the the words and meaning of Connect and Contact

Please let me know who I should CONACT with before the meeting.

by 4EVA R April 3, 2024

concoction

random shit mixed up into some random shit

"she fed the pill bug a concoction of mashed up apples and paper"

by Ohnocringeasl April 20, 2024

Concotony

A collection of items.

This concotony of French wigs is making my nose itchy.

The concotony of Elton Jon’s and Lil Nas’s music is very gay.

by Beigeflags January 25, 2026

eruption concoction

when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking

i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction

by sexyflexy September 4, 2010

Re Conectamy

When you have a vasectomy re connected

I hooked up with a a young broad she wants to have kids and wants me to get a Re Conectamy

by Fu2 mofo October 26, 2020

Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026