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Conoct

(Short for conversational octopus)

Conoct: An extremely annoying person who is always butting in, or as I like to call it “spreading their tentacles” into conversations happening around them. A good example of this is when you’re in the backseat of a car with someone and while you’re talking to him or her, they keep trying to participate in the conversation up front as well….
: what just happened?
: conoct, Phil, conoct….

: look at Nancy over there… she is literally trying to participate in eight conversations.
: what a conoct….
by BlueEyedNerd December 7, 2009
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Conot

Conot. A shitcunt that lives in Australia.
Constantly says he's going to "brb 5min" then disappears for weeks at a time. Always hides himself with "invisible" mode on Discord, Steam, Twitch, etc. and pretends to not read your Facebook messages when he's clearly "Active Now" - what a shitcunt.
Hey, where's George?
He's pulled a Conot.
Oh. What a f*cking shitcunt.
by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017
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concoct

Dano will concoct a plan to donkey punch Kim Kardashian.
by horseofAdifferentcolor August 18, 2014
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Conactive

adverb. The opposite of proactive. Actively ruining things.
Censoring any book is as conactive as putting overalls on Michelangelo's "David".
by imkarebear26 April 24, 2011
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Concoctail

concoctail, meaning quite literally, to create a previously un-named cocktail out of various alcohol and drinkstuffs in an attempt to become intoxicated.
The literal act of concoction, with a variety of spirits, and one or more mixer liquids.
'We were all real poor, so we just dug out all the booze from the liquor cupboard, and put it all together...we made a wicked concoctail!'

'Nah, it doesn't have a name, we just slung it all together...it's a concoctail, really.'
by Lizzy Miss Liz Liz March 12, 2008
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Conoco

(Co-no-co)when our black friend tries to say Know in Spanish but ultimately says something else which now four Hispanics (including me) turns its into a slang with no meaning
Was-sup Conoco
Yo he’s such a conoco
by Too.Crazed October 13, 2019
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concoctionist

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.
These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.
by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010
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