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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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commitment's

commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Uvjvhxfhgs February 23, 2021
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Commitment Playshop

Commitment Playshop

Do you have a funny joke or story? How about a favorite song or a picture from the past that makes you laugh?

Let’s have some fun.

A Commitment Playshop is the act of turning work into play, finding joy in doing the things that need to be done to push our ideas and dreams forward while honoring our commitments. It transforms work into a playful, engaging experience, encouraging participants to immerse themselves in their tasks with a sense of wonder, excitement, and experimentation. All things are possible, and participants are more involved in what feels like a dream playdate, where creativity, collaboration, and fun are at the forefront, all while staying true to our commitments (things done with love).

-The Focus is on infusing playfulness into tasks related to our passion projects and commitments, making the process enjoyable and invigorating.

-The Structure is designed with flexible, dynamic activities that blend work, music, jokes, and play seamlessly. They may include creative exercises and collaborative projects that align with the participants' commitments.

-The Tone is lighthearted & enthusiastic, fostering a positive, inspiring atmosphere where participants feel free to explore and innovate.

-And Participants are encouraged to engage deeply & joyfully with tasks, bringing a playful mindset and willset to the work that needs to be done.

-The Desired Outcome is to make progress on commitments, ideas, & dreams while enjoying the journey.
Prabitha wanted to ensure her team of volunteers was inspired and focused so she engaged her Possibility Advocate to facilitate a Commitment Playshop with her team.
by Possibility Advocate June 21, 2024
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Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.
Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!
by Will Sargent January 24, 2005
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Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.
by SocialKeith November 7, 2011
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