to come on

1)to ejaculate on something or someone
2)to get ones menstrual period (this expression is used this way in certain parts of the UK)
3)to come online, particularly to sign into an instant messaging program, to enter a chatroom, etc.

1)If you pull out, don't come on the quilt my grandma made me.
2)You seem a bit moody today; are you about to come on?
3)I wish Fox would come on so I can kick her ass at literati.

by pooge June 02, 2006

come

People that have never read any porn magazine articles in there life and can't spell the word correctly.

The correct spelling is cum.

Come over here now! Are you going to come to the game?

by Christopher_Cool June 12, 2008

coming

Having a rapturous moment.

"Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than He, for I'm coming."

by Kev Corwin February 25, 2008

comely

1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely

Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.

by notapussy May 11, 2010

come come paradise

The dirty book that Kakashi reads in Naruto. Made By the great Jiraiya and we always see Kakashi Reading it.

Kakashi= They made a movie about Come Come Paradise? Im reserving tickets!

by Kyuubi0000 January 17, 2005

Coming

Where someone is going towards u he/she is coming

“I am coming towards Gina”

by Zebra monkey July 03, 2019

come

Sexually deprived girls usually spell CUM this way.

Don't come in my mouth, come in my house and cum in my mouth.

by Celo C November 25, 2006