self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.

Look at that crustation in my hair

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009

Flustration

A feeling of being simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

I have given up on calling the 800 number for Social Security, because the flustration of dealing with that diabolical electronic prompt-bitch is about to cause me to become disabled all over again.

by Wendy S. March 4, 2013

castration

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.

Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*

by sexyalgeriangod May 31, 2021

castration reluctance

1. as used in genitourinary oncology, resistance to the recommendation that orchiectomy, that is, removal of one or both testicles, be performed as a preventative measure, to prevent the metastasization of cancer.

After explaining to the patient that an orchidectomy could save his life, the patient showed signs of castration reluctance.

by Creative Suggestions September 5, 2022