clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.

Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.

by GaryArnold August 8, 2009

clunge-plunging

The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.

"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.

by Percyhalfpig February 16, 2004

clungeface

vaginal wetness around the uper and lower lip

WOW SMEGERY SMARNER HAS A clungeface

by AK LOVES SMEG June 17, 2009

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010