Cloaker

An enemy in the payday video games that can disguise and run at you (extremely quickly) and kick you in the face,knocking you down.While running at you they make a very loud and annoying static noise and it gets louder as they get closer and can also ambush you from around corners.AKA the fucking scariest thing ever if your wearing heavy armor.(as the weight from the armor will slow you down).

Dave:Yo John got kicked by a cloaker! Brandon:Why didn't he say anything? Dave:I don't fucking know his mic is shitty just go revive him.

by Pssh Im MLG January 2, 2015

cloakerson

A veteran reddit user usually of high standing

“Yeah he is a real Cloakerson with all that karma”

by Wozwold November 14, 2019

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox

Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"

by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004

heccin chonker

Another term for a fat animal

person 1: “hey look it’s a heccin chonker!”
person 2: “wow he’s so fat”

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019

clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Clanker

The n-word for droids
Very offensive
Could also be said as "clanka"

Droid: Kills a village
Man: "THAT BLOODY CLANKER BURNED DOWN OUR VILLAGE!"
Other Man:"BLOW THAT CLANKA OUT OF THE SKY!"

by theitchingofmyballsissevere March 6, 2020