clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

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Clinch

To stop someone very clinchingly

Oh I’ve just absolutely clinched you !

Haha get clinched

Ooh… CLINCHED

by Dilligulper09 January 12, 2025

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marshawn clinch

The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

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Clinch

The combination of clench and cinch;
Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.

Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip.
We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.

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Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue

Yo jenny did penis clinch to john

by Uk36yeahaight June 16, 2019

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When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

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