Adam Clayton

The bassist of the Irish rock band U2

"I am one of those characters that has an addictive personality. And it's an emotional problem as much as it is a physical problem and I had to start dealing with that. And that's the hard road, figuring out the psychology of it. The avoiding substances of any kind is hard but, okay, it's not that hard. It's facing the devil inside you, that's the tricky bit." - said Adam

by Shadow November 4, 2004

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

Bill Clinton

A very misunderstood man. The 42nd president of the united states, he has accomplished almost more than any other president in american history. he was impeached for something that should not have been a public afair, unlike the president of today who has lied and has not been impeached. In his term the economy was the best it has ever been, he created many treatys and alies throught the world, and did wonders to the welfare of the citizens of the united states. What most people overlook is the fact that he was one of the best presidents ever and instead focus on something that is not any of their business.

bill clinton was a wonderfull president that should not have been impeached.

by Theribus October 4, 2005

Canton Wok

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.

"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"

by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008

Clinton Cigar

An act in which involves putting a cigar, cigarette, cigarillo, joint, etc. in a woman's vagina.

Mr. Clinton: Huh Huh, put it in there.
Ms. Lewinsky: You mean the Clinton cigar?

by hardlimpbizkit July 19, 2012

Clinton Portis

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

by P. Ved January 17, 2006