tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

churchill gene

A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.

Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.

by churchill90909 June 5, 2011

churchie

1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.

dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!

by stabilinator May 16, 2021

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

by failure33object April 24, 2005

Churchill

To get drunk before a major life event. Similar to pregaming but it's before events you wouldn't normally pregame

Dude I totally churchilled my nieces baptism the other day

by Bertingaround February 15, 2017

Ben Churchill

To have a overly large forehead, often referred to as a BenCh. The forehead is also a key point of both knowledge and laughter. Looking at one directly for too long has been known to cause paralysis and at least temporary blindness from the glare. Often to protect oneself you take your hands and make circles, which you then place infront of your eyes to avoid any issues while looking.

Here comes a Ben Churchill, I can see his forehead from here!

by foreheaded -B October 25, 2010