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Coogle

"Coogle", "coogled" or "coogling" is an automotive service adviser term. The simplest definition is convincing the customer that they want to spend all available finds on the repair or maintenance to their vehicle.

The deeper your voice the more seductive it becomes. Little old ladies tend to find the deep voice of a male service advisers irresistible, and will frequently hold their pocket books open and close their eyes waiting to be serviced.
"I went in for an oil change and ended up getting new ball joints, an new air filter, and fuel injector service... I think I was Coogled..."

"The customer came in for two new tires; and I offered to take care of some needed maintenance. At first she was a bit hesitant at first, so I spoke deeply and softly to her... made the sale."
by Mongst December 16, 2012
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chongle

To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.
Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
by chonglemeister March 5, 2011
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choglet

When a person eats up all the chocolate ice cream or candy bars in the house. A chocolate piglet.
husband "Who ate all the chocolate ice cream?"
wife "Well I did of course"
husband "You freaking choglet!!!"
by MeanGene September 26, 2005
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Chooblet

The worst form of a noob. Often used in gaming. Someone who had just registered and doesn't know how to do anything.
When Hali began playing runescape she didn't even know how to walk. She asked Nick for help and all he did was call her a Chooblet!
by LoveMeOrHateMeURNeverGonnaBeMe September 8, 2010
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Croogle Boogle

Someone who makes you cringe so intensely, the gravity around your face collapses on itself and may or may not cause a black hole to form.

Put simply, ugly as fuck.
"OTS Zero is an absolute croogle boogle"

"I went to a Sunoco gas station at 3 A.M. dude behind the register was so croogley boogley"
by Rolan McDolan September 10, 2018
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Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020
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Chookle

When you chuckle so bad you start choking.
The joke made me chookle. -Alex
by TenMystify April 11, 2022
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