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Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Chonko

Just someone who is fully chonked. a thicc dude who also happens to be in mediocre physical condition.
dude look at that chonko, he thicc as hell but ran a 6:30 mile.
by AECH.exe January 10, 2020
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Chowtout

Like a shout out but used in the South East London as a Mauritian hola
Chowtout to Rakesh
by RKLinked February 5, 2009
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Chonion

The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

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Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).
by Billybob1 February 6, 2015
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Contour

A specific style of (usually) heavy makeup that used to be exclusive to professional makeup artists, celebrities and drag queens that has made its way into the mainstream via the internet and tv personalities (in specific Kim Kardashian)

Contour makeup usually involves the use of lighter and darker shades than your natural skin tone to highlight (brighten certain areas where light would naturally hit or highlight features you want to enhance such as cheekbones) and contour (add contrast or depth or use shadowing to make certain prominent features such as a wide nose appear smaller)

The makeup is usually heavy as it usually requires more than one shade of foundation or the use of a separate contour palette. It also requires the use of different blending brushes and it can be time consuming as proper blending is required for high quality results.

Those who use the contouring technique of makeup often also use color correction concealer, false lashes, winged liner, tint their eyebrows, apply lipstick and "bake" to achieve the instagram look.

Because of contour makeup, it is quite simple for an average person to look just as good if not better than a hollywood celebrity. It has changed the dynamic of what society considers to be attractive and can provide a boost in confidence or make someone feel worse about themselves depending on the exposure they have to the trend and whether they are good at contour makeup or not.
Person 1: "Girl last night I looked HOT I was getting all the men, my contour was on point!"

Person 2: "yess looked great!"

Person 1: "yeah I need to learn how to contour so I can look like that everyday!"
by Ranoutofnames123 October 29, 2017
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Choctopper

Often, but not always of the baby boomer generation, a choctopper is anyone who has destroyed the opportunities for the younger generations of the world through their contribution to climate change, environmental degradation a decreasing opportunity to enter the real estate market, over casualalition of the workforce, right wing political views, racism, sexism, homophobia etc and for some unknown reason is eligible and entitled for a free choc top at the Edge Cinema, Katoomba every Monday morning.
Choctoppers are known to attend fancy art auctions and bid on expensive peices of art that they don't understand, then invite their neighbour to come and see it. (*Their neighbour works four jobs at minimum wage to pay off their uni debt and feed their children whilst living in unstable housing and surviving on mi goreng noodles, but nods and smiles when they see the art, because choctoppers are renowned for being easily offended and may call the local council and complain about their bins or dogs or general existence if they don't abide)
"That fucking choctopper only uses their holiday house one weekend a year while struggling families can't find a rental property"
"Fucking choctoppers, You don't need one item per bag! "
"God dammit, you choctopper, why are you watering your grass?
"Oi! It's OK, all sorted, I've borrowed my mum's ladder, fucking choctoppers, of course they own ladders. For their houses. That they own outright. Unlike us. Ever.... bloody choctoppers.
by Photomofobm April 5, 2018
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Chono

Handsome, means Wolf, means Territorial.
The Boy is soo Chono.
by M15 February 22, 2019
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