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Mega Chonker

Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.

Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!

How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
by VoidProphet January 12, 2019
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chonker

what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.
Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"
by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020
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1) Damn I chingered up my computer with a virus.

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When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
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Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.
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The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
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