Hormonal Chernobyl

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobyl

When someone releases so much toxic air through flatulence that it rivals the nuclear disaster at Chernobyl.
Can be abbreviated as “Committing a Cherny”

“Yo last night, Nick was worse then Chernobyl after that Chinese food”

“If you keep committing a Cherny while we’re in this locked room, we might all die”

by Matty Thighs June 19, 2019

chernobyl butt

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

by Kasei February 7, 2004

One Night In Cheyrnobel

Derived from the growing trend of naming Porn movies after geographically ironic names (i.e. One Night In Paris, One Night In Chyna) One Night In Cheyrnobel stands for a sexual experience with a less-than attractive female. Cheyrnobel of course standing for the nuclear destroyed abandoned city.

Asshole male : Girl you so ugly, if you were in a porno, they'd name it one night in cheyrnobel!

by ImReallyWhiteYo May 18, 2009