Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.

“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

guilty as charged

A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.

-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"

by little_one December 19, 2008

turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.

I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.

by antonio bovine November 19, 2007

Fully Charged

To be completely charged and ready for action.

(1) I haven't had sex in three weeks, im "fully charged".
(2) I had six cups of coffee this morning, im "fully Charged".

by tyrizone June 26, 2009

turbo charged glory

any vehicle that has a trubo in it, or any body who puts a turbo in a vehicle. the vehicle thenm nbecomes "turbo charged glory" it is a noun verb and an adjective all in one.

1.,skip: wow that was afast how come you totally smoked all those honda assholes in body kits and muffler tips
Sean: turbo charged glory son!

2."hey your car what does it have under the hood?
"turbo charged glory!"

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

Battery Charged Blue

A very bright blue, almost electric, which people believe is a false color. But don't worry, it's a crayola marker...so it's not false.

My favorite color is Battery Charged Blue!

Her shirt is battery charged blue!

by amazinglakeesha April 18, 2010