Chalga is the most famous(In my opinion chalga is the most stupid) music in Bulgaria..This music is awfull...When I listen chalga I want to trow up..
My friend:"That music is a bigest error is in world`s history"
My friend:"That music is a bigest error is in world`s history"
by elllyellly September 08, 2006
In Bulgarian music, the low-quality pop-folk (a genre combining elements of pop music and folk elements, itself considered low-quality and poor taste to begin with). The texts are often in slang and suggestive, and the singers are usually women, derided for having much greater breast circumference than IQ (an opinion the author shares after having heard an interview with one).
by The Chukcha Shaman April 08, 2005
A ganre in bulgarian music loosely based on bulgarian, greek and turkish folk music with some pop elements thrown in. The music and lyrics are usually of very low quallity. The performers are usually women that dress like whores as mentioned in the previous definition. However most of them are very good singers and work really hard, giving live performances 3-5 times a week.
(translated lyrics example)
...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money...
...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money...
by MishoM April 07, 2005
The melody: originally from Balkan countries like Turkey,Greece,Serbia and Bulgaria, or stolen from famous or not so famous pop and RnB songs. The most important is the appearance of gipsy rhythm there.
The lyrics: made for creatures with intelligence coefficient less than 100.
Easly understandable when you are affected by rakia,mastika,menta or another home-made alcohol.
The lyrics are based on the deepest human aspirations like sex, easy money, expensive cars,etc.
The singers: for women is obligatory previous plastic operation to increase breast, large hair and Halloween make up. Thats why they're sometimes thought drag-queens.
The performances are characterized by shiny whore’s clothes, strange dances called ‘kiuchek’ (it consists of shake breasts and ass) and bad performed play-back.
The fans: in the case of Bulgaria it's the 80% of the population. They are usually 'bitovi alkoholici', horny virgins, unsatisfied wives, village ‘gangstas’, etc. Young girls between 13 and 20 years usually try to look like their idols, while male individuals usually wear white socks, blue 'Boomerang' flip-flops, sport trousers 'Adibas' made in Turkey, silk shirt and leather coat.
The chalga music is very suitable for special cases like 'selskiq sbor', 'Trifon zarezan', weddings, baptisms,etc. Nowdays it's used not only for these events, but for every uncivilized friends meeting.
The lyrics: made for creatures with intelligence coefficient less than 100.
Easly understandable when you are affected by rakia,mastika,menta or another home-made alcohol.
The lyrics are based on the deepest human aspirations like sex, easy money, expensive cars,etc.
The singers: for women is obligatory previous plastic operation to increase breast, large hair and Halloween make up. Thats why they're sometimes thought drag-queens.
The performances are characterized by shiny whore’s clothes, strange dances called ‘kiuchek’ (it consists of shake breasts and ass) and bad performed play-back.
The fans: in the case of Bulgaria it's the 80% of the population. They are usually 'bitovi alkoholici', horny virgins, unsatisfied wives, village ‘gangstas’, etc. Young girls between 13 and 20 years usually try to look like their idols, while male individuals usually wear white socks, blue 'Boomerang' flip-flops, sport trousers 'Adibas' made in Turkey, silk shirt and leather coat.
The chalga music is very suitable for special cases like 'selskiq sbor', 'Trifon zarezan', weddings, baptisms,etc. Nowdays it's used not only for these events, but for every uncivilized friends meeting.
Black sea, it's very good,
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, aide stiga beee
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, aide stiga beee
by sissiny&weed_female April 10, 2005
The most poular music in Bulgaria for the last 2 years and probablt for the next 70,because the country is going to the dogs.Listened by 40-year-old alcohol addicts,who live alone,weigh at least 90 kg and go fishing every weekend in the poluted pond not beacuse of the fish,but because of the free food provided by their so called "friends".The avarage bulagrian/chalgarian drinks "Slavena"(the worse beer on the market,costs about 0.60 BGN per litre) and whacks off every time they see a chalga singer(usualy female,but there is one who's gay).The chalga music is suposed to be called Pop-Folk,but it's actualy a mockery of the bulgarian folklore.What can I say...screwed up country,screwed up music.
I'd rather not descrase myself by giving you some chalga lyrics to read.Besides you realy don't want to hear them,trust me.
by mooose May 29, 2006
this is an only commercial kind of music like USA's hiphop but worst with by definition showing off of women balconies, BMW and/or Mercedes, stupid lyrics which are nonsense for normal people in Bulgaria they include cover version's of the above mentioned coutries folk and Serbian and vice versa
the song mentioned in first definition continues like "the major's wife is souping her tit" (it's tit in single because of the rhyme in Bulgarian - wow!)
"the major is souping the weapon"
"the major is souping the weapon"
by Filip Tsachev April 28, 2005
Chalga is music made by people who calls themselves musicians and try to do something interesting and fun. In fact all they do is nothing and they turn the society against them, pretty funny,a? And they sing always about love. Chalga "musicians" don't know what real music is and how it is done
by You Already Know Me April 13, 2005