Comedy Cemetery

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

cemetery & western

Goth rock with a country twang or with a country & western beat and chord structure. Country music with dark, morbid themes related to revenge, suicide, hangings, etc.

Cemetery & Western songs like "Gravedigger," "Ode to Billy Joe," and "Ghost Riders in the Sky."

by Doktor John November 9, 2010

Ball Cemetery

A haunted Cemetery in Springfield Nebraska. Haunted by William Liddiard also known as Rattlesnake Pete, and a lady named Mary Mumford. People claim to see headstones tipp over and raise back up. Sometimes if you piss the spirits off they will mess with the mirrors on your car turning them all down. Unexplained bruises can be found on your body after your visit. Be careful if you go out there because the groundskeeper isn't afraid to call a state trooper on you if he hears you. He isn't afraid to chase you out with a shotgun either.

I am going to Ball Cemetery with my friends on Friday and we're going to piss off Rattlesnake Pete!

by DjR3D July 8, 2010

Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.

RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.

by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013

Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!

"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."

by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009

[cematary goth]

A goth who is obossed with cemataries loves to visit them study/ read about them even will have weddings or parties in them. (they are also obssed with death well actually all goths are obossed with death) they just cant get enough of cemataries

i am a goth but ilove visiting diffrent cemetaries which makes me cematary goth

by Damian Moonblood January 3, 2009

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007