the ceiling fan 

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

the ceiling fan by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Alaskan ceiling fan 

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.

Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.

Alaskan ceiling fan by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021

Human Ceiling Fan 

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

Human Ceiling Fan by TheCreaper April 28, 2024

Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.

Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!

Shit hit the ceiling fan by INCYCShow March 11, 2022

Celling Fan 

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

Celling Fan by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

Cieling Fan 

Someone who can't spell ceiling fan

Cieling fan.

Bro you spelled Ceiling fan wrong...

Cieling Fan by TheOfficialDwayneJonsonAccount December 1, 2021