castrate

To remove the male testicles or the female ovaries

To render infertile

Eunachs were castrated at birth.

by Becca K November 22, 2007

castrator

One who cuts off a male's testicles.

Her knife sliced, his balls fell to the floor.

by noballs October 25, 2003

Castrate your catboy day.

Castrate your catboy day - 28th October. A day where all catboy owners can castrate those little fuckers in their basement with no consent required.

Person 1 : you're getting castrated
Person 2: why. I don't want to.
Person 1: you can't deny. it's castrate your catboy day.

by totallynotjaknib October 21, 2021

new castrati

A term used by closeted homosexuals to describe men with enough self confidence to express sympathy towards other human beings without the cowardly fear of being called a pussy.

The smog isn't that bad, I care not for the well being of myself or that of my fellow human beings, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by Gurdy November 3, 2012

New Castrati

Grown "men" who sound like women when they speak because they have been "sensitized" by the feminazis. A guy who has no "sac".

Resolution conflict is used by the new castrati. Real men just fight.

by Allroy July 29, 2006

castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.

Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.

by Pepper May 2, 2006

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012