carkesian

The location of your missing car keys.

I can't find my car keys. I wonder what the carkesian coordinates are today?

by MrChug March 26, 2008

carkeys

carkeys is a bad ass mofo who hangs out in #php on the efnet irc network. His extreme command of the PHP programming language and humerous personality make him truly excellent

Thank you carkeys for all your help!

by carkeys April 7, 2004

Carversation

A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument

I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.

by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014

Carker

A snorted line of cocaine, or a smoked rock of crack in a moving or parked car

“Hey Shirley, let’s do a carker before we go into the grocery store.”

by BizMaliz March 7, 2022

Careerslicking

verb; launching a secret campaign against a coworkers career after sexually assaulting them. Usually behind the scenes rather than publicly, in order to prevent coworkers in the same industry from discovering your sexually deviant behavior.

"This guy at work sexually assaulted me and I decided not to come forward. He began CAREERSLICKING me and made life at my work place horrible.

by b1acksheeptw September 26, 2022

Careers

It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.

Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

Cankerslutt

A man who doesn't know what or when he is going to pass it onto you.

A cankerslutt sneaks up on you like a canker sore.

by JaneTrader February 12, 2023