Carissa

Means "beloved" in Greek.

The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives an earth killer and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Also, your future maid-of-honor.

"Dude, who was that chick with the Coach sunglasses driving the really obnoxious truck?"
"Oh, that was just Carissa."

by Miss Gail May 28, 2008

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

by qxan December 9, 2008

caress

To touch or stroke in an affectionate or loving manner

When a boyfriend rubs his girlfriend's back

by Nizer May 27, 2005

carissa

the hottest fucking bitch in the world. the best best friend ever. way hotter than anyone named katelyn(but that's not hard). not a whore(like someone named katelyn). super pretty, could get any guy she wanted. and wayyy effing smarter than your bitch ass.

"Why is Katelyn getting the shit beat out of her by Carissa's bffffff?"
"Oh, cuz she was tryna talk some shit about Carissa."

by Oh, you know bitch :) December 9, 2008

canessa

A person who is litty often has good qualities. She can encourage the person by pointing out his or her good qualities. Her strengths are dependability, trustworthiness, patience, sincerity and other character traits like she is really goofy and fun to be with. she can point out the the positive differences about her friend's has made in other people’s lives. Statements such as, “Your smile really cheers me up,” or “The way you’re always ready to help others has been a wonderful example for me to follow,” can be encouraging.

I want to be a Canessa

by Fane$$a February 13, 2017

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

Carissa

Carissa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She knows how to have fun. Carissa is pretty much the most funny and nice girl I've ever met, and she doesn't even flaunt it. Plus, the girl's got an awesome chest. Her big blue eyes are the most enchanting I've ever seen.

Dude 1: Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.

....

Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wow....

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010