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Crossing the Pubicon

The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.
After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.
by Gipple January 1, 2013
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crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
by Mark January 21, 2005
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animal crossing: wild world

Animal Crossing, but for the Nintendo DS. Its pretty much te same, but with more items and no NES games.
by Pestilence7171 August 30, 2008
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Christmas Crashing

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.
(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.
by AProg December 27, 2010
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Carlosing

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011
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Animal crossing

The game that sounds boring and your friends will say its boring until they play it for 0.02 second and they go down to game stop to buy it. You are also in debt to a raccoon named TOM NOOK, who is nice but a devil inside with no social impact on justice or bells, the currency of the game. there is also film, and it is called Dobutso No Mori, ( aka animal forest.)
Animal Crossing is a great (and HIGHLEY addictive) game.
by RandomCrazyWeirdo October 29, 2020
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