4 definitions by Gipple
It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
by Gipple December 24, 2012
the act of being oversized and your only chance of survival is to sprint at your antaganizer and launch your body into the air thrusting your legs into his/her/it's face. due to the extreme violence and lethalness of this astonishing manouver, the exact details on how to perform it are not open to the public. to learn the yubawazi, you must be taught by someone who has already mastered this feat, both physically and mentally. it is not for the weak. and if performed incorrectly will result in serious injury or even death to those who try to use it before they are ready. this is not a parlor trick it is real and very deadly.
by Gipple October 14, 2007
The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
by Gipple March 1, 2018
The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.
After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.
by Gipple January 1, 2013