catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.

girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.

by chefsarefit December 9, 2009

Cap-nap

When someone is Gee'ed out and goes into an unconcious and un responsive deep sleep.
This is more of a type of nap that u ain't gon' wake up from until your body is ready...PERIOD!
3x that of a rest when on xanax.
A "coma-toast" state of mind; Also referred to as "swirling out" or being "Gee'ed out" which is the result of too much GammaHydroxyButyrate consumption.

Tim: "Hey where is Mick?"
John: "Idk man last time I seen her she was on the floor taking a little Cap-nap from the water ol' boy sold her?"

by Sir B.Killa September 24, 2019

canaping

Activity of canoeing and camping.

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

Copnapped

To be arrested using stealth by law enforcement officers at demonstrations.

I was copnapped two Sundays ago while protesting peacefully in front of a police riot line at the G20. Suddenly the front row opened up and four police officers nabbed me; quickly retreating while the line closed behind us.

by CarlyLittleDog July 12, 2010

crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005