cranstoning 

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

cranstoning by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

Canoeing 

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.

"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"

Canoeing by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005

canning 

tagging up a wall, graffiti.

spend my days canning walls and sidewalks bitch

canning by Angelacia July 19, 2007

canoeing 

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side

Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!

canoeing by Erin May 18, 2003

Canining

Wanking off a dog until he comes. This can be done with one's own or a friend's canine. Unlike playing red rocket this act does not require the recipient to lie on his back. Also known as a houndjob.

I caught my Uncle Tony canining his dog until he came and made a mess on the carpet.

Canining by jamilryu January 1, 2010

Cartooning

Verb: The act of wearing the same clothing for an extended period of time, emulating popular television shows intended to appeal to young children.

"Hey Arnold" characters that wear the same clothing in every episode are a prime example of cartooning.

Cartooning by TheCartoonist November 18, 2011

cantilingus 

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure

did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight

cantilingus by rev. redeye November 23, 2011